Did Tom Cruise shut down South Park's closet?

One blog says there's a corporate connection. Cruise says it's not true. Matt and Trey pay fealty to the Dark Lord Xenu.

If it IS true - and we really believe everything the Cruiser says, right? - then it looks like Comedy Central's owners are putting funds before the funny. And that's just sad.

Banning Scientology like Germany did isn't the answer, obviously. But something has to be done about how powerful they're getting.

And I just considered not writing that up there, which goes to show you something.