Sunday, April 26, 2009

Revolution 101



Want to overthrow the government? Please remember this tip: Anyone who is actively agitating for violent revolution is probably working for the government.

But anyone who points out that anyone who is actively agitating for violent revolution is probably working for the government is almost certainly also working for the government.

And anyone who points out that anyone who who points out that anyone who is actively agitating for violent revolution is probably working for the government is almost certainly also working for the government is definitely working for the government.

As such, it might be a good idea to let the "revolution" happen on its own, and sit back with the hookers and donuts until the government realizes it's just spent 100 trillion dollars to shoot itself in the back.

Then the meek shall truly inherit the Earth.

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