NASA Finds Obama's Birth Certificate!

The good news is that, thanks to the Hubble telescope, we can now put the whole "Birther" thing to rest, as Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate has been found.

The bad news? It's orbiting Saturn.

t looks for all the world - or worlds -- like some small object on an inclined orbit has punched through Saturn's narrow F ring, bursting out from underneath, and dragging behind it a wake of particles from the rings. The upward-angled structure is definitely real, as witnessed by the shadow it's casting on the ring material to the lower left.

We understand that Orly Taitz is organizing an expedition to go and get it. However, by the time she gets there and back, Obama's first term will most likely be over.