Richard Poe...

Richard Poe:

... built my hot rod

... stole our robot

... swiped my brewskis

... put the eels in my hovercraft

... is secretly David Icke

... shot President Garfield

... stole 'The Scream'

... did the above under alien orders*

... seriously needs a new haircut

... makes a mean beef brisket

... worships Cthulhu

... is still in love with George Soros

... has seemingly developed a narcissistic streak, as evidenced by this weird Net Chatter thing over at poe.com

... probably won't put this up there, though.

Hi, Richie!




* okay, no, he didn't do any of of the above.

But! Has anyone seen Richard Poe and David Icke in the same place at the same time?

I'm just saying...