Sex in the Moonie Set / Momma Don't Allow no Pets

Rev Moon and "special friend" Jerry Falwell
Where are their holy handkerchiefs...?

This look at prescribed sex practices in Rev Moon's Unification Church must be read to be believed

Moon's warning to America is that we must have sex the way he entreats us, in the positions he has designated, or else forfeit our "love organs," as he dubs them, to the dark lord Satan.

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"After the act of love," read the instructions from the Rev. Moon's conservative Family Federation, "both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief. Hang the handkerchief[s] to dry naturally and keep them eternally. They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up."

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"Satan," the Times publisher said in 2004, "is clinging to our sexual organs." Women are a "line of prostitutes," who should be punished for selfishness. "The concave organ [vagina] should be sealed with concrete."

"The women are the problem in history," he said in 2004. "Women who don't want to have children should cut away their breasts, bottoms and love organ because the purpose for those was first for the children. If they don't fulfill that purpose, then they are not needed."

"Woman's sexual organ is like the open mouth of a snake filled with poison," he said in 1996. Men don't get off any easier. Keep pliers in your pocket, he says, "and when you go to the bathroom, once a day, pinch your love organ. Cut the skin a little bit as a warning."


Oh yeah - I suddenly have an irresistable urge to marry a complete stranger in a football stadium... lemme tell ya...

It's a pity this report, complete with connections between Rev Moon and conservative power blocs, will not make it any further than alternet.

Or will it...?